Team

I like cheap beer. Puppies of all kinds. My skateboard. Riding any type of bike. Yelling at people while I drive. Love any movie with a car chase. Finding quarters on the ground makes me happy. Once lived on the side of a mountain in Austria. I drink way more coffee than any human should. I never disregard any conspiracy theory. I get excited over new magazines. Don’t believe we ever landed on the moon. Would like to be buried in a Volkswagen one day. Can’t figure out why their is still construction on the Tobin bridge. Once fell out of a palm tree onto the hood of Hyundai. Love to scale up the side of just about anything. Would cook every meal on a grill if possible. Using my vacuum relaxes me. Once met a horse named after me.

Enjoys driving his topless Jeep even in the winter, likes to take out small kids playing hockey, gets super excited when new photoshop comes out. Has had a goatee since he was 6.

Loves to shove business cards down peoples throats. Parents both met working in the circus. Once threw up in a coy pond. Loves to dance the night away. Enjoys saying to hi to random strangers. Had a dog eaten by an alligator. Has totaled five cars. Found a quarter in Vegas and won 2 grand using it. Like’s ruing furniture with candle wax. Still can’t swim.